Deadly Standing - A Survival Game
by Sky PatrolKujumbo: Android Arrival... with a Twist!
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Deadly Standing - A Survival Game: A Hilarious Parody That Fails to Deliver
In the realm of first-person shooters, Deadly Standing - A Survival Game aims to capture the essence of anticipation and intrigue surrounding the legendary Hideo Kojima's upcoming release, Death Stranding. However, this off-color parody falls short of delivering any real enjoyment throughout the entire gaming experience. Fortunately, I took it upon myself to play this game, sparing you the disappointment.
At first glance, the control systems in Deadly Standing seem simple enough on paper. Yet, when it comes to actual gameplay, they present an unexpected challenge. Movement controls reside on the left, while action buttons, such as shooting on foot or accelerating while driving, are found on the right. Sounds straightforward, doesn't it? Unfortunately, navigating your character's direction while behind the wheel or exploring on foot proves surprisingly difficult.
One of the most baffling aspects of Deadly Standing is the absence of clear rules or objectives. In a puzzling twist, you're awarded bonus points for needlessly slaughtering wild creatures that inhabit the game world. Why this unnecessary cruelty is encouraged remains a mystery. To add to the confusion, running yellow lights results in point deductions, while passing through green lights grants you extra points. It's evident that logic and coherence hold little significance in this game.
While Deadly Standing - A Survival Game boasts a uniquely creepy and unsettling atmosphere, it suffers from a significant drawback: an overwhelming onslaught of advertisements. This overabundance of ads greatly detracts from the overall experience, tarnishing what little enjoyment the game might have offered.
In conclusion, Deadly Standing - A Survival Game fails to capture the essence of its inspiration and falls short in multiple aspects. Its control difficulties, lack of coherent objectives, and excessive advertisement bombardment diminish any potential fun. Regrettably, this parody misses the mark and leaves players yearning for a more fulfilling gaming experience
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Package Name
com.SkyPatrol.DeadlyStandingASurvivalGame
Languages
Requires Android
Android 4+ (Jelly Bean SDK 16)
Architecture
armeabi-v7a, x86
Permissions
Signature
0781a84144f7cd59b1c555f54304bccf93f593d5
